[Dailydrool] Whoohoo Vixstoree!!!

[Beverly Szaton]

I don it I don it I don it!
Dis are Nigel an I gotted da BIG DOG, I gotted Mr. Cooper Sir!

See MomPerson tryina cook AND find a acky smell in da kitchen. So she reel
busy. DadPerson bring we in an gib we all a treet. See, Dat Non-Basset he
eet he bixkits reel slow and sometimes he dripple some otta he mouf (such a
messy old shaggy thing) an he let LLEWIS share, but nebber me. Me, who gots
da cahoneys (dat Spinach) whut he an Llewis aint got no more hahahahaha. Me,
whut should hab it and whut should be top dog inna house, oh no. I end up on
my back wif HooperCooper chonking on my troat.

Well dis time, no way! I grabs da drippled bisxit rite outta Bloopers Mouf,
an boy oh boy he MAD. But I reddy, and dis time I not go down, I fites back
and I really fites. And Cooper he not quite da shoveover I thunk,
unfortumately. He come rite beke big time an I got affer he troat and he
greb me by da top ob da hed and I grab he leg and we reely going wif
DadPerson tryina kick we apart an we aint quittin, not dis time!
Howebber.
MomPerson bin cleening da stove. Next time I check whut she doing first. She
teke a peece ob da stove top and clunk me agood one ona head. While I duck
she grab Blooper by fur and drag he inna nodder room. Den she chek ME FIRST
and I fine and den she fine Fooper he LIMPIN.
He gots two bites on he leg an he still limpin an dey dinky fings.
MomPerson not a happyperson.

Somehows,ebben tho I won da fite I still end up in jail. How can I win an
lose allaoncet?

Drool to all in need exceptFooper
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