[Dailydrool] The World According to Norm - It's Official

[Sandi Wittenberg]

It’s me again – Norm!

Well, it’s official – Mom told all of today that we are leaving bright and
early Monday morning to go to Virginia Beach to the dog shows.  This will be
my longest trip ever – all of my other trips have only been one day.  O.F.
Grady, Hoagie and Johnny have been on trips to Gettysburg PA and they said
that it was 1.5 days – but this will be two full, long days.  So those are
the boring details – now here is the fun part.

First of all – Brudder Elwood!  Yep, we are going to get together and hang
out on the beach.  Brudder, I forgot to tell you – my mom, Kassie, and my
sisters Chrissie and Ouija are coming too!  So I am bringing THREE girls
with me – how cool is that???   All three of them are very pretty and love
to play – just don’t get too feisty with them or they might rearrange your
face – or worse!  We are all very ‘cited and are making plans.  Old Fart
Grady is telling Mom to get him all *buffed* up to meet Elder Clara – I
think that will be a match made in East Chicago, if you know what I mean.
Better tell your neighbors to get some nose plugs or HEPA air filters or
something.  O.F. Grady was sooo bad today that Mom had to open the windows
and it was only 55 degrees outside!!  Hoagie and Johnny have been discussing
who gets to hang out with Sister Daisy – they can’t decide.  Do you think
Daisy would be interested in a ménage a trois?  Opie and I are leaving our
options open – I’m thinkin’ that there will be some cuties at the dog show.


I am a bit worried about O.F. Grady – I am not sure that he is going to be
able to make the trip – he’s gotten himself into a peck of trouble over the
last couple of days and Mom has been talking about *tutoring* him without
benefit of anesthesia.  I think he must have read about Nigel & Lewis
helping unpack the groceries ‘coz that is what he did on Wednesday.  Mom had
to send Dad back to the store for more hamburger buns and marshmallows – he
sure looked funny with those marshmallows stuck to his ears and – umm, his
gonads.  Then, Mom was baking cookies to take on our trip and he kept trying
to trip her and make her drop a tray full of cookies.  She yelled at him and
threatened to roast him in the oven if he didn’t get out of the way.

I’ll keep you posted – but we are goin’ on a road trip!!

Drools to ya!

Norm (and the rest of the Red Bay Gang)

Grady, Hoagie, Johnny & Opie

Sandi Wittenberg - Mom to the Red Bay Basset Boys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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