[Dailydrool] MomPersons Inkredibly stoopid thing whut she done.

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis are Llewis and Nigel not in dat order no you cannot be first not even
just this time.
We are gonna tell you a tail of monyoumentall stoopidniss dat MomPerson did
an dis how we nose she did it: because the VetMan callt while she were at da
dog food place an DadPerson get da fone an VetMan tole DadPerson whut she
done an were she ok and den dey boff laff and laff about she been stoopid
dat way an when she git home Dadperson he say gess who callt to see how
youse was affer you did dis stoopid thing?
And she go ooooohhhhhnooooooooooo and den have to tell himbout it.

Ok she at work and she fink she gettin a colt. Colt, Llewis  Colt colt colt
like AAACHHHOOOO colt. Hunh? Oh. Cold. Anyways she goes up an ast if Doc got
any ZeyeKam or sumfing like dat an he say no. She say you got peepel
vitermans? An he say yeah an hand she da boddle. Now she gots some whut you
takes 3 at a time. So she tekes 4. DocPerson say whut you do dat for you
reed da lebel? It say ONE! Oops. Ok so one good fore bedder.

She go beke an drying a dog. She work for awhile on da dog and when she done
she come out an she pom itch. Palm. Middle ob her hand. Itch itchmore
itchitchitchitch an burn some, not just dry skin itch but sumfin wrong
itchitchburnburn den da beke ob she hand itch an burn an now it tuning RED,
like mebbe you holt you breaf for a week. And it kinder kreeping up she
wrist itchitchburnburnredred and den da Groomer Dawnie she say you face all
bright red and MomPerson feel lips a tinglink an face all itchy an DocMan
who wander beke dat way say wash you hand and face right now wash em good.So
she do but it not help. So he say some fings whut a fambly publishment not
want in it about she tekeing all dem vitermens and march she up to da
Farmacesee an gib her 40milliegrammas of prednitszone (Llewis dat book got
dis word in it dis look reel funny...no? Shoot da won time I needs it an you
aint gots it.) And she fine. Da itchy go way an da red and da burn almoss
rite now. So she be fine an DocMan say mebbe NOW she start reeding da (bad
words) labels on da (more bad words)medzines before you go (more andmore bad
words) eat em.
And she say since when I reed labels.

Anyway dat da stooopid fing she done an she nose it stoppid an say she gone
reed da labels now. She say dat Pred stuff meke her hongry an she just start
her fluffy self on die=yet nummer 100,304 and she lookin in da cuppurds for
cookies. Humf. Stoopid MomPerson now we gots to worry bout her,too.

Love and Hugs to everrbuddy an drool to those who need it
Nigel and Llewis. (Mitchell and Cooper too.)
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