[Dailydrool] If You Rescue Needs Money

[Brenda Waldrop]

Hiya ebreyone, dis be Copper, out here in sunny calbifornia.  Momperson sais
to write to de daiwy dwool so here I iz witing to youz. Firz, I introwduce
we to ebryone.  I Copper is berry wespretable 11 yrs owd, and we 4-legged
sisterhound Elphaba bees 2 ½ ywrs. Momperson say Elphaba no more puppy cuz
she beez past two yerz, but Elphaba no listen to herz and goes right onz
being puppy. We alsoz have two-leeged sisterslave what beez teenager.
Momperson not sure whoz gib her more graz furs on her headz, hounds or
teenager.

Ok, now wez tellz youz why to write momperson sayz. Momperson beeez berry
sadz ober all da houndies dat gots no pwace to lives and no fosterslaves to
cares for dem.  Momslave wants to take in all de houndiez but she sayz house
in da Sands Diegoz too spensive, so all of we libs in small apartment place.
No rooms for more houndiez.  Momperson say rescuez like the we camez from is
all so fullz, and it make her scaredz that some poor houndiez get turnd
awaz.

Momperson wacked her brainz, which not be so quick as we brainz so it take
her while, and thinks she figure howz to help some.  Momslave say we not got
wots of moniez cuz teenagerslave is spensive, but momperson used to have
jewelryz bizness, an she still make da shiniez on da sides now. (I no git
dat part, there no shiniez on her sidz.) Ok, so momperson saiz she sendz the
jewrys to all da shelterz what needz moniez.  They canz auction, or raffelz,
or sellz dem to raizez the moniez for the houndiez! W finks dis good ideaz!

Soz, momperson say if you rescuez needs da jeweriz to raizes da moniez,
sends da momslave (Brenda) an e-mailz an tellz her.  She mailz youz some
jewelryz. Oh, ok momswave I gitz to dat part, she say tells her in e-mailz
how many houndies you haz, if dey needs vetperson stuff and dat stuff. She
send as much as she canz, and doz rescuez with da more needs she sendz the
goldz and da diamondz and stuffz.

Ok, ok, I gibz dem you addwess momperson. Momperson e-mailz be
dedanann1 at gmail.com

Da Copper will helpz da momslave packs the jewlryz and will add da droolz
for luck to da packagez.

Copper (who wanz to knowz how he becomz member of OEBE)
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