[Dailydrool] Elder Clara seyz Fank Youze

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I ain't a bein sur howz I gotz roped inta dis one, but otay. Brudder Elwood bee man ob him wurd. Otay, where she bee, iffin she wantz da Brudder to rite dis fank you, she best bee a loadin da lardbutt in herez.
Here she com, I feelz da home a shakin, she trompin on ober, seyz she gotz to stuperbise me a writin. Now where bee da trust, ob course I write jus whut she a spoutin out da biskithole. Here we go. I bee a typin.
Elder Clara here-(whut da Brudder bee a wishin she?weren't here.) I want to fank all da peepuls that said berry nice things for my gotcha day. It was so nice of the people to think of me. (Brudder Elwood a gaggin now, dooze she ebber brush dem brown fings, she opin up da biskithole and da Brudder up here a swoonin,iffin da smell ain't a killin me, jus a look in dere?bout nuff too dooze me in). Elder Clara hab a wonnerful dey,(oh yea, she stuff da snooter in da bowl, she snoze, she git da gas, now dis be sellebratrionz here, why Momma seyz we no lite no burfdey candles cauze iffin Elder Clara gib da gas bombz da home gonna blow). 
Elder Clara berry fankful for all her friends, furbuddies, and all da nice folks that adopt older seniors like Elder Clara. ( UG. dat old hambone finks ebber home needz a Elder Clara, da Brudder here to sey all us men houndies need sex houndette in da home, Oh yea, now dis bee da real deal).
Elder Clara is hopin we spend many more deyz togedder, git more seniors a furebber home, just like Elder Clara.( Brudder Elwood finkin it bee safe fur odder floks to git da senior cause dey "broke da mold" wif Elder Clara, she mussta hab to fart and blow dat fing to bitz).
Nowz see Brudder Elwood type dis berry nice.
We sendin Drool to all in need, Momma habbin hard time a keepin up ob late. She gonna dooze better.


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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