[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood back in actionz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I fank you fur a wurrin bout me, I be fine, me Doc's teke good care ob da Brudder, an I see meny fings while I be back dere in me specul condo whut Momma seyz she buy wif all me issues, HA--nebber mind dat. I see doggies git da toebones a cuttin, doggies wif da mometer a hangin out da rumpbone, terrible fings, gib Brudder Elwood da willies. But I git me tailpipe all blowed out, git to feelin gud, git home, gib Elder Clara whut she deserbz, and I a readin me droolz, youze know a katchin up on da newz, an dere it be.
Deeba dun sliber out frum dat rock she bin a hidin under. She affer Da Brudder Elwood agin. Dere no rest fur da weeriez. Why I jus git me tailpipe all cleaned out an dat one nuff to meke me pucker rite up all ober agin. Hab nudder blowout, gib me da sqirts agin ebbytime I fink ob dat one. She like a turd whut git caught at da berry end ob da load an don't drop off an youze scoot, an scoot an it nebber fall off. Geez, da Brudder gonna git dat one dis time.
Deeba, youze better sharpin da snooter--Brudder Elwood gonna teke youze down dis time.

Drool to all in need-


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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