[Dailydrool] Snort, snort, snicker, snicker

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Oh, I bee a snortin and snickerin, doin da chuckle ober here at me home todey. I readz da drool. My hebbinz, roll me ober, I laffin so hard me ribbiez hurt.
Deeba lessonz.
Snort, snort--
When she wantz a snick snack she lookz piteeeeeful.
Deeba, we gotz newz. Youze lookie like dis alllllllll da time. Hab youze ebber hearz dat ol seyin ober da lipz rite to da hipz??? Youze might wanna teke liddel gander at da rumpbone dere sweet cheekz. Dem ain't no hipz youze got back dere, dem be hammie hockz. 
An speakin bout hamz, dooze you all see dis month's Senior Houndzabound newzletter dis month?? 
Deeba ebbin dat meke youze feel better. Brudder Jake gotz him picture in dere and den da one ob Elder Clara, whut look like watermelonz on da explode. Why lookie dat glare on her mug. I see dis allll da time. 
I lookie again. My DOg, dere be da Elder Clara rumpbone wif all dem odder houndz. 
Dooze you all see dis?
I lib wif dem fingz. 
Iffin youze wants to see da picturs an not all signed up fur da free newz, gib Miss Wen a blast at houndsabound at att.net she git you all signed up. See da moose.

Now Brudder Elwood jus knowz da Deeba gonna drag out dem clawz,
I bee ready baby, bring it on. 

Drool to all in need


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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