[Dailydrool] Miss Penny, OEBE Voleuse de Pain and help with Apple

[Eleri Pastouret]

Bonejour everybody, Miss Penny & Miss Polly woofin' in from across the  
waves, in France.

Well, the other day was a very bad day for da mum. Everything went  
wrong. Firstly, she had problems with the Peugeot garage (NEVER buy a  
Peugeot), then she had a letter to say she in longer covered by social  
security, THEN the 'puter crashed. <sigh>  So, that was three things.   
The rest of the day should have been okay.  Well ......

When she got home she found dry kibble dotted around the floor.  Okay,  
so she's not the super duper house cleaning fanatic, but .. even  
so ...  Well, you know that c at t that is squatting our patch, da mum  
bought her a 3K bag of dry kibble.  To cut a long story short, that  
said bag is now half empty.  Of course, we played innocent but we did  
poop an awful lot the next day.  Do you think she knows????

Since our da mum's puter died she decided to splash out and invest in  
an apple but da big problem is that the tools she had on the pc 'puter  
don't fit this apple thing.  She can't afford to buy new programmes so  
was wondering if anyone out there could help suggest free things?  We  
really would like to help da MUM (maybe then she'd forget what we did  
the other day). Thank you!

Da mum is going to see Leonard Cohen in Monaco tomorrow. Any fans out  
there?

Okay, that should be enough to put us back in her good books.  Hugs  
and lurps to all of you out there.

Misses P & P