[Dailydrool] Da Complainin Elwood

[mapwinkel at aol.com]

Lissen here Brudder Elwood, all youze do is complainze.  Youze nebber 
happy wif da Momma or wif the Elder Clara, or wnone else.  Youze better 
be good or Santa Paws leaf youze noffin, not even coal.  Youze enjoy 
dat twig, youze Momma work hardze, she be tired, bees nice or me come 
ober der and kick youze in da rumpbone, dat be youze gift dis year.  
Emma The Delicate and Joyful Diva