[Dailydrool] Is there an OEBE moon phase?

[Karen]

Where did my sweet, adorable, non-destructive, trustworthy
9 1/2 month old baby girl, Sadie go?  Did the OEBE aliens come down 
do a switch?  Is there an OEBE moon phase?  Has one of the 
OEBE members been privately sending her information on how 
to be OEBE?   Whatever has happened....I WANT MY GIRL BACK!

In the last 3 days she has managed to destroy  (yes I know it was her...
 she was caught in the act)

1.  One extra land line phone that was on the kitchen counter.
      I discovered this when I heard the other phone doing weird things
      and looked to see "conference call".  Hmmm... was she calling other
      OEBE members for tips?
2.  The back up cell phone that was in the desk drawer
3.  One full ream of printer paper.
4. The satellite remote control.  
5.  My glasses  which will be almost $400 to replace.  
     She stretched her slinky body from the bed to the tall dresser to get them.
6.  The grandbabies crayons in the other desk drawer.  
      No she didn't eat them...just chewed them up.
7.  A 1/4 bag of EVO for the cats.  Still haven't figured out how 
      she opened the closet door.  Still waiting for the upset tummy.
8.  Shredded one kitchen rug and it was her favorite one to lay on.

If she is turning OEBE and did all this in 3 days, Lord help me!  
She is now laying on the couch beside me snoring away, without a
care in the world.  All I have to say is it is a good thing I love the little snot.

Droolz,
Karen and The Dog House Gang

Sadie's take on the situation : Bwaaaahahahaha....wunnner 
wen herz gonna lebe da room agin?
Me jus westin up for da nex roun.  Bwaaaahahahaha
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