[Dailydrool] I am banned

[carolynmitchell at ns.sympatico.ca]

The old lady and thats what I want to call my slave  banned me from her office, she says I pee on the carpet too much well why is that mutant rat Rex allowed in I say and she says because he is a big boy and does his buisness out doors. So the old lady rents a steam cleaner and cleans the rugs no sooner is she done and I want to leave my trademark. NOOOOOO she sent me out so fast my ears flapped so hard I thought I was going to take flight she never laid a hand on me just the get out bassitude made me run. So she gates it yes she gates it. Now she has asked papa to build her a nice swinging gate out of spindles so she can lock me out perminately what kind of slave does this grrrrrr.
Just tell me what kind of slave is she I need to be adopted into a loving family that does not mind cleaning my indoor markings on a regual basis.
LiL Miss Daisy Halo

Slave Carolyn here. Pay no mind to Miss Halo she was banned because she likes to pee on mats only. The bathroom mat a happy target but that is easily fixed with the washer. The carpet in my office is loose squares so I can remove one and clean it. After her many attempts to pee in my office and her sucess's hubby is building me a perma gate and she is banned.
Healing drool to all those in need 

Carolyn

OH you know you are a basset nut when you see one walking down the road and you tell your husband to stop the truck let me roll down the window and find out if they are droolers he he he he.. I embarass the hec out of him for what I think is awesome reasons