[Dailydrool] For Sail

[Karen]

Deer Nigel,

No no no Nigel.  Dis no be a gud ting.  Ya bein a dork-a-ooler (dat a dorky basset )
for twyin to sail dis babee.  Ya Momma be pawfully P.O 'd at ya iffen Conley go missin.
Bee ware of da P.O'd Momma's, dee be pawfulee frightinin.

Dis be ya golden oppawtunaty to be a mantor to da baby.  Ya can teachy him da whey to be
OEBE maw den ya are...den ya be da gud kid.  See da lite at da enn of dat tunnel?  Bein da
Empawress Supreem ob da Gang here, me nose how  to workz dis to MEMEME advantage.
Now suck it up an git to werk!

Corse I hab to say dat Sadie Maye not awl dat bad.  Me kinna like dat little dork-a-rooler.
Herz warshups da ground me walkies on.  Corse it kinna nice to teke herz fud too.  Dere
are many perks to bein da Empawress.

Member dis...No pain...No gain. So werk it Nigel fur awl ya can git.

Now bow befur da Empawress to gib respect,
Empawress Ruby Doo... Ruler Supreme ob da Dog House Gang



 





Dis You Big Chanse Ebberbuddy!
For Sail I gots one barely used Buppy.
Walks, poops,pees an screeches. Eets are treets. Eeets are food so dere less for we. Take up alla MomPerson's time. 
Send Biskits he yurs.
I include da stoopid poiple collar he gots usta be mine an da sock he stole frum me when I tuk a nap.

Send Biskits to:
Llewis
Llewis an Nigels Hawse
 an I sent da PEST to youse.

Lub an Droolto all in need
Llewis
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