[Dailydrool] Dear Elsinore

[Noah Goslowah]

Yes, Elsinore, we do have even more in common.  I bet you don't live with an old, blind, snorting shar pei, though.  Let's be friends, alright!  Dixie is my soul mate and I would never be untrue to her.  

In the past before Dixie, I tried to make friends with Bess, but she just left me wandering down I-5 with a cooler of chicken.  I tried to woo Plump Violet, mainly for her cookie empire (don't tell her).  Dixie is a mischief maker, but she is my mischief maker from the South.

I can sing as well, but I don't often do it. Sometimes we have foster bassets who sing, and we make up a basset choir.  Also, there is a Prussian Shepherd dog behind us at the beach, and I love to sing to him.  We make him bark and get in trouble.  BWAHAHAHAH!

In furiendship,
Roland

Janice Henry Colvin