[Dailydrool] Cakie and Petunia turn up the guilt......

[boardwaddle]

Okay. We have tried that our woofle is so that we don't disgrace the memory 
of feyfey. We have pointed out that she and Auntie Taco Woof us in our sleep 
to raise money for paw hounds. We reported that our slave had time to 
research the Mishgun economy. Now then...that worked on a handful of 
you...but we are still not selling very many tickets and there are a 
nickzillion of you out there that have a couple bucks left. It is waddle 
season. You are not supposed to have any money. WE SMELL PLASTIC. Which 
works with paypal. So get em out, please. We are pawlite beggers...and we 
don't ask for moolah without offering something in return.

http://www.bbostelman.net/boardwaddle/dawnwoofle/cakiepetuniawoofle.html

If you do not ask your slave to go to our woofle and select the items of 
fine basset and non basset crap that they really need and didn't know 
it...WE WILL HAVE FEYFEY AND TACO psychically WOOF you. If you ever petted 
feyfey or Taco, they know who you are and will torture you in your sleep. If 
you haven't they will do it anyway. At three AM you will wake up wondering 
why you are dreaming of a basset sundial or I-Pod shuffle. At four AM you 
will be tempted to win a woodburning of your hound. At FIVE AM you will be 
imagining skinny homeless hounds on the streets of Detroit in the dead of 
winter reaching out a paw to you. (How'm I doing here, daughter? Very good, 
mom.)

http://www.bbostelman.net/boardwaddle/dawnwoofle/cakiepetuniawoofle.html

So....please go look and buy a few or a lot of tickets. It is the only way 
you are going to get a good night's sleep.

http://www.bbostelman.net/boardwaddle/dawnwoofle/cakiepetuniawoofle.html

PLEASE.

Cakie and Petunia
P.S. Our slave is going Mathising with Auntie Sandy, leaving in the middle 
of the night tomorrow....so please order now and she'll get the #'s out 
tonight. If it is later she'll do it Sunday or Monday. MONDAY IS THE LAST 
DAY OF US BEGGING FOR MISHGUN BASSET RESCUE THIS YEAR. Aren't you relieved?