[Dailydrool] Waddle News.....frum da Brudder Elwood

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Yup. I go to da Waddle. Yup. I sniffy meny rumpbones. Yup. I git in da trubblez. I tellz youze all a liddel storie.
I go in da BUV, it be long time, Brudder Henry back dere wif me, we be in da trablin cratez. We go up to Auntie Sandi's home, see Brudder Norm an da gang, dis berry nice, but I keep me eyeballz on dat one, she gibbin me toebonez da lookie, iffin youze know whut I mean. But we all go to dis place call da Hotel, we in da parking lot, me adbentures start dere.
Here com dis liddel hottie, Lola, she gotz da nice collar, I moobe in to gib her da sniffy.
Den it heppin.
She rip me whiskerz rite off me face. I do da jump back jack, rite dere. Whoa, Brudder Elwood sey, otey, dat one jus not preeceatin me studly bodie. I git da next woomen. So I go on da woomen patrolz, got to show dem da good side nowz cause me whiskerz gone, an I wurk da crowd.
Den it heppin agin.
I lookie up and here be Queeen Olive. I hab flashbackz. Now dis one bee Elder Clara in nudder color. Why she gotz?dem lipperflaps rite up to her eyeballz, she be a roarin at da Brudder, why dis bee just like me home. I moob. I only gotz so meny ob dem whiskerz youze know. I bee gud boy. Gib Queen Olibe da respectz. Brudder Elwood waddlin fur lub.
So I go to da pawtie, I git me sum pizza, hab a drink frum da bar, check out da woomenz. I git me sign on da hotel door so I kin let da woomenz know where I be. I seyz form da line to da rite, an don't com a knockin when da room be a rockin. 
It be quiet nite. Hmmmmmm.
So, I be rested, we go to da picinic. I meet Ebil Annie, seyz wooooo wooooo. I meet sweet liddel houndette ober here, nudder ober dere, gib da sniffy, but da Brudder nebber bin to sumfin like dis so I keep me Momma close. I hab hotdog. I see long leggerz whut I nebber see beforez. Da peepz berry nice to da Brudder.
Da next dey we go to dis waddle deal.
Den it heppin agin.
DIS ONE GIB DA BRUDDER NEAR DETH SPERIENCE.
Brudder Elwood admitz da truff. Brudder Elwood terryfied. I pullin me Momma down da street to where we gonna go, Auntie Sandi see dis. She teke da Brudder. She put summfin on me neckbone callt a slippy collar. Brudder Elwood fite wif all him mite. I gonna show Auntie Sandi whoze be da boss. Momma all upset ober da Brudder actin bad. Momma bee whut dey call worriez wort.?Auntie Sandi seez dis. I fite morez.
Dis be stoopid moobe on da Brudder part.
I rememberz me toebonez. Auntie Sandi hab me a trottin down da street, I bee good cause iffin da Brudder wantz to suck air, I beehabe. Auntie Sandi show Momma how to meke me walk, why dis woomen neber gib it up. Why all dis is a mekin Elder Clara lookie gud.
So da Brudder go, learn meny fings, Momma hab wonnerful time, sey fank youze to MBR, we bee back next time, Brudder Elwood knowz da real deal now, so look out Misheegun.
An tomorrowz we gonna tellz da rest ob da storie---
Brudder Jake up a snoozin on da perch, Elder Clara on da warpath, I gotz ta go.

Drool to all in need
Debbie Winchester and the VA Beach Gang
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