[Dailydrool] Dere Miss Angela Basset

[AnitaW]

Dere Miz Angela, dis be Almos Elder Gracie and Holly da Dolly frum Texas.
We has neber posted befor, but we feelz lak we hasta try to hep you, we
heerd our Mama reed out da drefful D word - DITE - and we mus innur, intur .
get inbolbed.  I Gracie is whut Mama callz A EATER, dat meenz I lakz me fud.
No gud gettin avice frum me, Ize eet anyfing. Holly, on da udder paw, dun't
lak mucha anyfing bery much.  Dat be why Mama callz Holly Pwincess Pikky
Butt at dnner time.  So I be put Pwincess Pikky Butt on, she gibs you sum
tipz.   ----   Okay, dis be Holly da Dolly, udderwise know as Pwincess Pikky
Butt.  Is berrrry impawtent to twain slabes on dis fud stuff.  Whut you haz
to do is, you be skeer dem to fink you neber eat nuffin eber agin.  Wayz you
doos dis is, you layz on da flor, and youse not moobe.  When dey gibs you
suffin, youze glancez at it, den lukks away, an doan moobe.  No likk, no
tail fump, noze nuffin.  Eben if it de mos wunnerful ham hunk you eber
sniffied, no moobe - cept to git up an go to udder side ob da rum.  Oh, dey
hates dis!!  Dey calls you names lak Pwincess Pikky Butt, but dey gets
nerbus, bery nerbus.  Doos dis a cupla daze in da row, and dey is berrrryyy
nerbus.  Otay, dis gittin gud.  Nex time dey gibs you da fud bol wid da
nassy dite fud, heer be whut ua duz.  Firs ya sniffies it a liddel, den ya
siddown.  Luuks aroun da rum reel sloe, den benshuly pikks up a peece, set
on da flor.  Luuks aroun da rum samore, out da winnow if youze got a winnow
in da kichun, be suur ta tak yuz time.  No hury dis, takin da time be messin
wid da slabe's mine.  Dem gittin reeeelllly nerbus now.  Benshully youze
take a liddel bite, chuz it reel slowz, den be lukkin rounda rum smore.  Ya
gits da picher?  Mess wid dem slabe mines, dey gitz so worrie yuz neber eets
nuffin agin, deys be a beggin yuz ta eet anyfink deyz can fink uv - dis
inkludz chickie, ham, porks roste, canndie, yuz namez it.  Bemember, is
bery, bery impawtent ta mekes da slabes suffr an wurryz, den dey so feerd
yuz no eetz, dey triez to temt yuz wif wunnerful stufz.  Wurkz eber time.
Due dis eber nite, sniffie, lukks around, putz peece on flor, lukks around,
putz nudder peece on flor, den mabee bery sloe chewz wun er too peecies, den
luks around, eceterza, eceterza.  Nex fing ya noze, CHICKIES!!  

 

Lubs an kissies frum Almos Elder Gracie, Holly da Dolly, an da Mama (an dem
wikked kitties)

 

Anita Woodrum

a.woodrum at sbcglobal.net

 

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