[Dailydrool] Pondering Situation !

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Dis bees Mggie Wags, meez gotz a Pondering Situation here,  Momma she  bees 
on a roll,  dis whut happins,  mooma gotz da moobin bug and she  dun moobed 
all da furniture in da libbing room.  she dun take da lubin seat  an putz 
it in da libbin room and den she moobed meez sleepin chair out to da  family 
room.
Evil Annie dont like it . she bees afraid ob da dark, so last night she dun 
 jumped in mommas bed. she aint sleepin in no libbin room by herself.  
momma  gotz da small beddie an Evil annie she dun take her haff  of da bed and  
partz of momas half of da bed too .  well dis not god at all.  see  momma 
gotz one of dem big lard asses,  you knowz,  heavy duty kind,  and it bees 
hanging ober da edge of the bed and mooma sez da law of gravity took  ober and 
once it started on da down slide,  why it just keeps on  moobin  on down 
!!!!!!!  why it dun shake da whole house,  dad  person cum runnin, he dun 
thought a truck hit our house.  daddy tryin hard  not to laugh,  he bees real 
polite an asked if she bees OK ?  mooma  NOT in gurd moob now, an she sez,  
hell yes, I landed on my fat ass  not my head ! By dis time, she dun grabbed 
Evil Annie and " FLUNG her off da bed  in to da crate and slammed da door ! 
daddy dun sed we haft ta watch our peas  and  Q's  whut ebber dat is.  I hate 
peas !!!!!
Lub Maggie Wags  an Evil Annie
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