[Dailydrool] Cnly's Nw Frnd

[Ruth Mayberry]

Man, me LUB stowrees like dis.
Me mom laffin her butts off....witch be a gud fing!

huckle

--- On Sun, 9/6/09, Beverly Szaton <bgszap2 at gmail.com> wrote:

> From: Beverly Szaton <bgszap2 at gmail.com>
> Subject: [Dailydrool] Cnly's Nw Frnd
> To: "Daily Drool" <dailydrool at dailydrool.org>
> Date: Sunday, September 6, 2009, 1:33 PM
> The DAILY DROOL
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> Dis Nigel. I letted
> Conley rite da tittel.  Now I gotta pley gost for he.
> Whatchacallit. Gost riter. (MPerson say dere a song
> gostriter in da sky but day meke no sense.)
> Enyways Conley da dum bunn( where Mr. Cooper, Sir? Llewis?
> Where he be? Asleep? You sure? Ok you stan dere lemme nose
> he awake, ok?)
> 
> 
> 
> We got dese fings libing in da roof ob da sumerhawse in da
> beke at leest dat whut dey calls it, it a mess whut it are.
> No winnows, spideys and meese and odder crawlies in it along
> wif about a gazillion stuff nobuddy want no more. An abuve
> it live dese fings whut callt squirls. We haddem befour.
> 
> 
> 
> Lass yr dey kept fallin down da raindrainyfing. It smooth.
> Dey liddel claws cant giddim beke up agin.
> BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SQUIRL BAIT!!!
> MomPerson no like it when we gittem bebe squirls. Mama
> Squirl not too heppy needer, man dey loud!
> 
> 
> 
> So yestiddy MomPerson gid out dere and wrapt wire all aroun
> da pipe so da liddel ratz kin git upandowne. Ob course. Won
> gits down rite in frondda Conley. We all in anodder part ob
> da yart. Nobuddy pain tenshun. Dere Conley, nose to nose
> wif  a SNAK, an whut he doin? He TAWKIN to she.
> 
> 
> 
> Hi liddel fing, he say. Only in Cnly spke. H lddl fng. It
> say sumfin beke. He say sumfin beke. Alla Sudden Llewis he
> see whut hapnin an yell HEY!! an MamaSquirl she heer an yell
> HEY! an da bebe run awy.
> Now Conley go out sit by dat dum pipe wateing for he fren
> he say. Jeeesh. We gotta LIB wif dis!!
> 
> 
> 
> Drool to all in need,
> Nigel, Llewis, Cooper an Cnly.