[Dailydrool] Jus one ob dem deyz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Well, I tellz da storie. Brudder Jake be correcto, I been in jale. I bee finkin it be cause toosedey alweyz be whut dey sey a trialz here at me home.? Otey, it heppin like dis.

It bee rainin, nowz not just rainin, we talkin dem dropz comin down sideweyz, in buckets, why da yard lookie like swamp, and Brudder Elwood be oh so bored. Momma out dere a workin in da wedder, we knowz she gonna bee in da moodz whut be not fit fur man nor basset. Brudder Elwood knowz dis a comin when she walk in lookin like she dun be drowned rat. She snarlin, seyz now go on out dere and pee, it been awhile since youze been out. Well, we all lookie at da ol wooman like she dun losted control, but my hebbins, dere go Elder Clara out da hole. 

I git on up on da lub seat and lookie out da winnder. I be a snortin and a hollerin and Elder Clara bout needz a snorkle out dere, den she steppee in a hole whut filled wif da waters and she go PLUNK.

Brudder Elwood still lookin out da winnder and I yells LOOKIE----FAT DOOZE FLOAT.

Momma she bee a missin da humeerz in dis, and Elder Clara got da muddy belly. Momma help her inta da home, git her all dry. Whut a woosie.

Welp, liddel hours later, Momma come on down da stairs an git sum ob da black stuff in da cup, she sit down and seys Brudder Elwood, I bee a tekein a break.I gonna lookie at me droolz.?So Brudder Jake and me git ta playin and runnin and playin and bout dat time, Brudder Elwood seys WHOA. BIGGIE WHOA.

I gotz ta pee. Real bad I gotz ta pee. Rite now I gotz ta pee.

I pee.

I lift me leg rite on da chair me Momma be a sittin in. (oh yes--he did)

Den it heppin.

Ebber hearz ob dat ol sayin actions speakie louder dan wurdz?? It be true. Momma so mad she no yell, she no explode, but I tellz ebberyone dat me pee pee stick now a hangin out me snooter. Yup, she relocate dat specul tool to new location. 

Den I land in jale. Brudder Jake he run, Elder Clara a clappin da pawz. Sister Daisy and OL Bob jus a watchin.

Brudder Elwood admitz dis liddel meestake. But when a guy gotz ta go, a guy gotz ta go-

Brudder Elwood gots to go now. Here com Momma.



Drool to all in need--





Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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