[Dailydrool] Deer Ms. Brudder Elwood Mama

[Beverly Szaton]

Hi.
Dis .. uh (youse sure we wanna do dis, Nigel? Hows come Ise doin it dis
time? Ok Ok Ok...)
Dis da Legal Team ob Ni-- (no, whut? WHY I go firss dis time? Ok Ok)
Dis da Legal Team ob Llewis, Ni-- (whut!? Why leeb youse oudda dis? Whatchu
nose about dis womman I no nose?)(Oh yeah, Conley now dere's a BIG help!)

Hi.
Dis da Legal Team ob Llewis an Conley, legal ...uh....legals.
We writin on regard ob Brudder Elwood's liddel axidental releeving hisself
on youse chair.
We......whatchu got, Conley? Conley, dat's a PURSE! Youse a GUY.
No, no Conley youse don unnerstan. See GIRLS carry purses not.....no youse
cant. Youse cant dats why. Cawse youse looks...like....like...Nigel he not
gonna unnerstan dis. You gotsta help me out here. Why cawse he got a purse,
dat why.

Nossir I not doin nuffin wif some guy whut carryin a purse.
Nossir youse wants doirty work done youse does it youssef.
Elwood done peed on dis womins chare an for sum reeson youse fink I shood
git he off for sum dum reeson. Nossir. Den youse hands me dis pippleskeek
whut carryin a purse aroun in he mouf as a sistant? Sum Brudder you be. No I
not. I not tawkin you no more. Youse get Elwood off da hook youssef. Whatchu
fink heppen we do dat? No go way leeb me alone.
You too, pippenskeek. An put dat purse down youse looks silly.

Love an Drool to Dem whut rilly need it,

Llewis, all by hisseff.
Humf.

ISAIDPUTDATPURSEDOWN!!!
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