[Dailydrool] Deer Brudder Elwood

[White, Randee]

Deer Brudder Elwood,  Dis be Dan the Man.  Iffen Ms Cheryl can't take
you in, you could come here to my house.  We already gots a couple of
womenz here that pees on the floor.  They's old.  Reeeeeel old.
Momperson doesn't seem to care much.  Course I don't pee on the floor so
I don't know what wuld happen iffen I did.  But if Molly or BeBe (the
Mouth) does it, she just getys them paper towler things and mops it up.
The teenager two leggers  say Molly stinks cause she even pees on
herself.  But Momperson just says she's old and mebbe someday you pee on
yerself too.  Onliest thing is, don't expect too many treats.  You gotta
do somethin' fer yer treats here.  Mebbe sit or come or somethin'.  Buit
we gots a dog door and there's a critter in the back yard I'm gonna
catch one day so's you culd help with that.  Let me know so I can make
the planz.  Oh, and there's BooBoo here too an she's blind but she's OK,
and Bones too but he just whines a lot.  Shouldn't cramp yer style any.
Think about it.  Dan the Man  (Hey Mom.....guess who's comin over!!)

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