[Dailydrool] Deer Elder Clara

[Karen]

Oh dis juss terrible!   Why me noze youz juss twyin to git da stinky toes ob da brudder offen it.  An fer Brudder Elwood to nounze it to da world well dat juss despikable.  Emma were ya be??? Da Elder Clara need we.  Why I mad nuff I will come bit da leffober pawts of him nebbermindz offa him.  Make dat boyy squeal like a little gurl piggy.  Harumppppff  I gib himz a gas bomb dat meke him wish him lib in da Norf Pole.  No poss to tell dem kinna storeez on da senior Brudder No Got No Bwainz Elwood.  

It be ok Elder Clara youz juss pack up da bonz an come here wit me. Weez gotz plenny fud anna ramp to git in da sleep nummer bed...why I ebben let youz pik da nummer...but da spot by Momma awl fur me.  We ebben gotz we own door anna nice sunny spot  in we yawd or da shade iffen youz perfur dat.  Course da AC on in da hot.  Da wood stobe goin in da winner time wit we bedz no far frum it.  Why da Momma well trained, wat wit eben home preparin we fud.  We hab chicken, an moo, an lammy, and even awstrich in da  we weelly cold box.  

We do hab a brudder but him senior wupped.  Him noze not to mess wit we...little grrrr mabee 2 an himz outta der.  Den ob course ya wud haffa relinquish youz throne to Ruby Doo.  Herz da Empress and perty tall but herz keep dem yunngans in da line.

I let youz tink bout dat,
Lub Nelly Bell ob Da Dog House Gang

P.S.  Da ebent wuz wunnerful.  I was pawfect Senior Princess.  I hopin da lady dat juss wanna a senior adopin one soon.  herz wanna teke me but da Momma sez..."No"  Me be herz speshul gurl and me in me fureber home fureber.  Gud well twain slabe we hab.  
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