[Dailydrool] Meny Fanks, frum Elder Clara--

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Edler Clara here. My oh my, I bee a reading me e-mailz and cards 
and,---hold it--me rumpbone liddel twisted in me writin chair, I get me 
tail straight, liddel more comfy for a lady like PW Elder Clara--spread 
out me buns--now back to da subject at paw. I hab to tell you I had 
nice gotcha day. I waited alllll day long by da door for me Momma to 
git home, youze know Daddie berry nice, an I luckie dat he take good 
care ob we, but dere ain't nuffin like me Momma. She be da food wooman. 
Elder Clara lubs da food. Elder Clara have the best day, so many nice 
folks write me, say hey dere Clara happy day, why it put a smile on me 
snooter. Elder Clara is hopin to have many more, ob course me work is 
nebber done, why dat fool Brudder Elwood crossed da line yesserday, why 
on me gotcha day youze would ob thought he would give Elder Clara a 
break, but noooooo, and so Elder Clara gib him liddel present. Teach 
dat varmit. He come rite ober to me perch,----dis da no brudder zone we 
talkin bout--and here he come--come on ober and git right in me face. 
Leeb Elder Clara no choosin. I bit him rite in da snooter. Dis not 
tasty, but deserbin. He got one nose hole liddel bigger dan da odder 
now, but he lernt a lesson.
~~~~~Clara move on, time is a wasting, and you have many folks to 
thank~~~~~~~

Yes Momma. I do thank everyone, Nelly Belle rite such a nice poem, why 
we type dat one and sab it, and Sadie Sunshine she write Elder Clara 
and den dere be dis new one. Pawtunia. She loosed her Momma and she be 
a needing some Elder Clara lub. Miss Pawtunia, you gib Elder Clara 
liddel call anytime. Elder Clara will hand out da lub, smooth ober da 
ruff spots. We dooze dis for anyone in need. Now don't forget to sign 
rite up for me Senior HoundsAbound--read da column where I give the 
words of wisdom. It helps the seniors.
Elder Clara a goin back to da perch now, but Elder Clara hab dis to 
say--many thanks for thinking ob me--and get a senior hound in your 
home today.

Drool to all in need--


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake