[Dailydrool] Dooze we hab brainz??????

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Dis Brudder Elwood. Now lookie here. Dooze it bee it ain't bad nuff dat 
da brudder hab to put up wif da problums in me life wifout addin 
more??? Why I bee on oberload here. Den affer lardbutt moobe on out ob 
me writin chair, an I dooze da disindefectin ob me chair, why I seez 
dis question bout iffin a basset got smartz.
Why I nebber.
But Brudder Elwood be fair, I gib dis a fink. I ask meeself how dooze 
dis lady ebbin ask dis question, but den I knowz.
Dis all da Deeba's fault.
Why dat one run dem lipperflaps shootin off da snooter why dis where 
dat lady git dem ideas. Deeba git da mouf a runnin, why I bet she gots 
da nostrils all pinched togedder, she thinkin she so fine.
Why dis one gag da Brudder Elwood, whut ignore her, he be nice to her, 
and now we gonna tell it like it be.
Deeba, Brudder Elwood likes his woomanz young, tender, not like youze, 
old tuff actin, why hab youze had dem anal glands squeezed lately?? 
Brudder Elwood is a finkin dis bee youze problum. Youze full ob it.
So der Deeba. Brudder Elwood dun say his words on dis.
Now to dat wooman whut is a askin iffin bassets be stoopid---you gonna 
find out how smart we bee------
Now where bee Elder Clara, we gonna hab liddel chat----pick her 
brainz---

Drool to all in need--


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake