[Dailydrool] raddlesneke

[Karen]

We Momma no wike dem ratdler sneeks.  Herz call dem da debil in disguys. Herz don't reely like enny sneeks cuz dey creepy.  Reelly de onnliest time you seed that ole lady jump en run iz wen der a sneek.  Why we cud put herz in da olimpics fur da high jump.  Youz heer ob da walkin on wadder.  We Momma can run in da air!  We no seed da sneek dis yeer yet but Momma got da shubels awl round da pwace.  

Me tell da liddle story bout lass yeer.  Momma out in da front a pullin out da weeds.  We standin watch at da fwont door behinder gate. Momma no let we in fwont yawd lessin we goin sumplace.  Dey be sum idjuts dat dribe on we street but dat anudder story.  Anyroo herz a pullin da weeds an puttin dem in da weed can and empy it in da big green can.  An ebbery thing juss goin long fine. La Dee Da.... Well cept herz red in da face cuz it were preddy hot in da sun an a corse herz hab sum preddy (not) werds fur dem weeds dat keep comin back.  Den der were dem udder werds her said bout dem slimers (dat snails in da hooman werds).   

Den it happened.  Da Momma screeeeeemmmmmed!  Why me nebber herd ennything like dat befur.  Ouch we eers a hurtin sumpin feerce fum dat.  We looky obber an der Momma who had jumperd up on da car.  Why herz face is white an da mouf open but nuffin coming out. Den we seez it frum behind da gate.  Biggggg ole sneek!  Why it was a munster sneek.  Longer den da Momma be tall...and herz not short at da fibe an fibe an haff.  Momma herz sceered cuz we a pushin da gate an herz werried we gunna scape an go affer it.  Herz in a wat you cawl it...a fix.  Herz wanna keep we safe but too scardt to git off da car.  We tryin to come to da resQ and herz yellin at we to Stop...Wait...No.  Why me reedy to come to herz deefence but no can git dat darn gate open.  Den da sneek craw down da fence line, cross da walk way an obber to do liddle patch with da wine barrels rite in fwont ob da car.  Da Momma crawl up on da roof a watchin we....watchin da sneek....watchin we....obber and obber agin fur a nickzillion mount ob time.  Der so much commotion da naybor come see wat da madder.  Herz not a scardt ob da sneek an get in by da tail as in going down a hole.  Momma yellin Noooooo....No do it.  Leeb it lone.  Da ole wooman alreedy age a hunnert yeers befur dis no herz a git older by da second seein dis.

Luckily it no be a ratdler sneek.  Day naybor sez dat a big ole six footed bull sneek.  Momma no care wut kinner sneek herz juss wanna hab it gone. Wooo Hooo day naybor sabe we Momma but da sneek still libbin round here.  Good ting be dat da bull sneek meke snacky ob da ratdler sneeks.  (Me still gonna be on dat looky see fur it.)

Momma come in da house a shakin like we do affer a bath.  Herz cleen up an gib we da supper.  Den herz said sumpin bout a bisitin wiff a frend.  We nebber met da frend but herz cawled him da Captin.  So we a waitin fur da Captin but da boat nebber came....but da Momma did sleep in da next mornin.  Me think herz made up da Captin thing cuz we no see him but der was a bottle dat come out of hidin.  bwahahahahaha

Da end.
Bazzle, Da Bedeviling Bad Boy, OEBE
ob Da Dog House Gang.


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