[Dailydrool] daddy hab operation

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

our daddy hab foot operation dis week,  momma dun take him in and she  
called him big woosie coz he making faces while dey gib him dat shot in dat big  
toe bone. den dey operated on him toe bone but he ok he gotz ta cum home   
and mommy got stuck taking care ob him. So den dey leeb me and Maggie and 
dey go  gets new shoes fur daddy,  why my hebbins, no wonder he gotz sore 
foot, he  was wearing wrong size shoe, see daddy not hab both sides ob him brain 
dat  works, he still be tinking dat he wear same size shoe as high school   
bwahahahahahah !!!!  so dey goes get new shoes, an daddy's  sock  hab blood 
on it and he tells mommy hurry, "let me wear your sock,"  so good  hearted 
momma gib daddy her clean white sock but daddy can't bend ober at  da waist, 
 mommy sez he gotz post mortum rigamortis  so she gots ta  put on dat sock 
and she cant get it on coz he gotz  BIG feet  so daddy  he be tell in mommy 
"HURRY before he cum back" and momma sez " I am but you  gotz big feet,"   
daddy still yellin  "HURRY "  so momma she  gots  dat steam come in out ob 
her nose now and she sez,  " Damn  it  Bill I could put a prophylactic  on an 
elephants  penis  easier than  I can get a size 6 sock on a size 11 foot 
!!!!! "  so SHUT up !  So daddy he bees embarrassed coz ebby body in da store  
heard her and dey be laughing and daddy sez,  we will cum back tomorrow and  
momma sez  LIKE HELL put dat damn shoe on his foot !  so daddy gotz  new 
shoes we bee helping take care ob daddy we making sure he gets his  rest,   
bee coz he wooozie frum blood loss  bwahahahahaha   mommy woozie frum drinking 
too much wine !!!
 
we are sending healing drool fro Bud !  hope you are better soon big  guy !
 
Llewis,  dont you scare your mommy like dat, no more panting and  pacing ! 
butt it's ok to faaaaart !!!!!!!
 
lub  Evil Annie & Maggie Wags
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