[Dailydrool] mommy is a KLUTZ

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

hehehehehe  , why mommy dun tookus fur a walk last night and wen we  cum 
home she lets us run round back yard, so she sez,  " hmmmm lots of  dog 
nuggets out here better clean  dem up, " so she goes gets dat  poop  bucket,  
while she be  bend in ober a big bee landed on her  shirt and she gotz stung on 
her arm. right  where her arm is fatty and  hangs down like dem wings on dem 
birds sensitive momma calls it !  so den  dis morning, she takes us out 
back too poo , she bee walkin us on dat leash  watch  in fur dem bees again and 
WHAM   she dun  fall down  ober the garden fence and hit her noggin on dat 
tomato plant stake dat our daddy  built,  momma sez dey hold up Mt Everest 
dey so strong and she bit her  tongue again. she beez really mad and she be 
speakin in a foreign tongue , we  nebber heard ob dat language before  and 
she bee cussin out daddy   bout him tomato stakes . an cussin out dem bees too 
! Mooma sez she ready fur da  snow !!!!!!!!
 
Maggie Wags and Evil Annie,  we beez baby sitting fur mommy all dey,  why 
she gotz FAT Tongue,  a knot on her Noggin and a reeeeeeely big red  welt on 
her arm frum dat bee sting !
Annie you gets da ice and da moobie machine, I getz da wine and  snackies  
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