[Dailydrool] alien waste? graphic

[anitra palato]

Daddy did poop patrol yesterday.  he was sick with the urka gurkas on
Friday and couldn't do it for nothing.  I had a numb leg.  Lilly said
she couldn't hold the shovel even though she does have thumbs lol
Santana?  well he has his own excuse and here it was in the bucket!

I was cleaning the downstairs bathroom, and I heard tony saying come
see this!  I was like what am I going to see, am I looking at poop?
He goes just come see and I see him with the bucket.  Im said oh no is
someone sick what?!?!?! Started panicking.  He goes look someone ate
something it's long.  I get our trusty tongs that we have outside for
poop and other disgusting things we don't want to pick up barehanded
that we need to examine lol
This thing looked extraterrestrial like!  it was over a foot long I
was like what the heck is this!  It's a stick then I poked and proded
more bent it and I said HOLY COW!!!! This is the damn 2 papertowells I
was trying to wrestle out of Santana's mouth the other day when I
dropped it and he took off running once I said "GIMME THAT I HAVE
CARROTS!!!!"  Under the coffee table he was gulping while I  have a
carrot in my hand going NO NO no carrot take this look look see seeee
mmmmmm...TOO LATE!  IT's down and now he is wanting carrots! I said oh
Santana why! why!

Then Tony goes no there is more....another one just as long, I said
okay I know he only got one from me! He must have snuck another out of
the trash can which daddy never puts the trash in all the way it hangs
out! grr!!  The trash can also is facing the wall with the pedal you
push away from sight because someone learned how to open it! SANTANA!

Then another one with TONS of grass! I said well looks like he was
grazing since this thing was stuck in him!

I said OMG how did he make it all out of him!  Then I looked at Lilly
our poop eater who thinks Santana is a soft serve machine.  I just saw
it...she was pulling it out of him!  heave Hooo Heave hOooo!!!

I threw up my hands and said I can't believe we are rummaging through
poop!  then tony goes get the camera!  I started laughing and said yea
this is one for the record books! LOL
So I am not putting the picture on this unless anyone wants to see it
LOL  Probably not!

I am just glad this didnt' get lodged!  This explains the super duper
but dragging he was doing last week and I said you just had your sac
cleaned what is your deal!!!!
-- 
Anitra | Momma To the Hounds |
Santana Mr Pants & Lilly Belle Rose
~~La Casa De Pantalones~~

"My family is not confined to mother, mate, and child; but it includes
all creatures be they tame or wild; my family upon this earth includes
all living things, on land, or in the ocean deep, or borne aloft on
wings.~ Alicia S. Carpenter"