[Dailydrool] Problumz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. My Oh My, we gotz serious problumz in me home. It hab gud, it hab bad, but it bee a leebin da Brudder a scratchin da headbone fur surez.
It be me Momma. Summfin bee whut dey sey---outter whackz.
Yesserday, Daddie stey home. Momma leeb like she do, and go lookie at da crashed up carz fur da hound supportin job whut gib Brudder Elwood liddel peace, liddel snoozin time, liddel no yellin ob me name. Den Daddie leeb. Hmmmm-- I go in me crate fur allllll affernoonz. Why, it past me dinner, Brudder Elwood gittin liddel hot in me fur coat bout dis. Den I hearz da door open. Daddie com in da home, an why lookie dere, he be a holdin up me Momma by da arm, he prop up da ol wooman by da teble, an let da Brudders out ob da crates, we go sey HEY MOMMA-WHERE BEE DA BOWL?? Momma gib me da look.
Oh my, I seyz Brudder Jake, I fink dis be problum. Brudder Jake teke lookie. He back up da bus, seyz moobe Brudder Elwood, Momma a weebin all ober da place. Bout dat time Daddie come on ober an teke Momma an plop herz on me couch. Brudder Elwood creepz on ober dere, Momma jus sit. Herz head a hangin, and she gotz drool a runnin out ob dem chopperz. I seyz well, it be bout time she learnz how to drool, we alweyz needs nice drool, so I goes on up dere, gib her sniffy. Why iffin da Brudder didn't knowz his Momma, why he would sey she bee juiced. I gib herz nice bark. She drool. She no speakz. I gib dis a fink.
Why a hound ob me statue gotz to be sure, I yell, HEY- LARDBUTT WHERE BE ME BOWL???
Otay, dis serious, she not a pastin da Brudder to da wall wif dat one. Dis me chance, why da Brudder kin sey it all an she not a moobin. What ebber shez gotz we needz to ship it off to da Deeba, shut dat snooter rite up.
Hold it.Daddie on da tellie, he a tellin sumbudy bout Momma.
Teef problumz, she could be like dis fur deyz.

I go fank da Big DOG nowz fur small faborz. It be time to rock fur da Brudderz.

Drool to all in need--Momma gotz plenty--


 

Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake 
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
 
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