[Dailydrool] OEBE for Dixie

[Jim and Cassandra Vance]

Hello, my name is Dixie Chick and I am pretty certain I would be Princess of OEBE.  I am called MM for Mischievous Maker.  I never sit still and create all sorts of chaos on a daily basis.

I like to start my day at 4:00 am, I sing, very loud, that is why I am called Dixie Chick.  I am usually successful at getting my 6 bros and sis's singing too which is very festive at this time of the morning.

I get very excited when it is breakfast time and cause big "bru-ha-has", especially with my big brother Hamilton Ackerman Foghorn.  Now I have to wait separately which makes me very upset so I usually poop on the couch while waiting for my mom to prepare my breakfast.

I pierced Lucy's ear (she secretly thanked me because now she can wear bling) but I got in big trouble for that.  She is the Queen and you know how they are.

I am very capable of stealing every toy that my brothers and sisters adore.  I then be-head, be-arm, be-leg, be-gut and then take the remains outside to be buried (surgery never really works so why not just bury them??).  This gets me in big trouble too. (Thank doG I am a big singing sensation or else I would likely be locked up abroad).

Every morning I flop around on my mom and dad to wake them up (I am still a Buppie - only 2) and flopping on top of their face and body seems to annoy them at 6:30 am.

My mom's sweaters are another favorite of mine, you know the routine, be-head, be-arm, be-leg...... and if my dad even looks at me cross-eyed I pee (large buckets worth and hopefully on his slipper).

I have big brown eyebrows which I am told give me magical powers, of which I am certain.  How else would I have landed in this house - I was kept in a barn having Buppies prior to this gig :)

Toodles from Miss Dixie Chick

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