[Dailydrool] Tennesse Dawg Haws

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Fellow Droolers!

Dis be Sister Suzie.  How ya'll doin?  Me dis fine!  We don't hab no pwoblem here wit any grumpy sister, no way!  We gots a pwoblem wit an ole grumpy Brudder Jaggie.  He dun want nobody disturb him while he be sleepin.  He growl at u ifn u walks by him eben jus mindin u bizness.  He eben growl at da Momswabe ifn she moob him while he be sleepin.  He be nawti, nawti, nawti.  One day da Momswabe's niece cums to visit for da howlidays.  She ask the Momswabe u gots anyting to eat, me hungry.  So da momswabe fix her a nice salad and a big pork steak an puts her plate on da table.  Well me odder Brudder, Blue Boy gets sumtin stuck on his ear so da momswabe's niece say I hep u, she lean down and hold dis Blue Boy whilst da momswabe gets dis ting out him's ear.  Well, me Brudder Jaggie sneak up on dee udder side like a stealth and grab dis big pork steak quick as a flash and fly out da doggie door before anybody see him.  Dey pinish wit Blue Boy and da niece
 raise back up to da plate which is now empty.  She say, hey, where my pork chop?  Me momswabe looks at me and me udder Brudders Blue Boy and Egan but we gibs her dat innocent look.  She say I don't know how any of them could get this pork chop witout me seein dem.  Anyway she fix da niece a new plate and tell her dont turn u back on dis plate.  Bout five minute later here cum Brudder Jaggie strollin back in da doggie door and man he be lickin and lickin and lickin him chops.  Da momswabe says, dere be u culprit right dere, he gib himself away wit all dat lickin.  Dey all laughin now, can't eben git mad wit him.  He stupid anyways, nobody eben know he did it ifn he quit all dat lickin.  Anyways ebreybody know dat gull dogs be smarter dan boy dogs right?  heheheehe
Talk to ya'll later.  Lubs and hugs and drool to allz in need!  
Sister Suzie and da TN Dawg Haws gang