[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws Gang

[Cynthia Wells]

Dear Bo, Command-In-Chief of da Pacific Feet,

Dis be Sisser Suzie ob da Tennessee Dawg Haws.  I wanna aks u kin me Brudder Jaggie pweese be da Legal Officer ob ur command?  Himz beez bewwy qualified.  Dat Momma she beez in da U.S. Naby por 20 yeers an now she be retired.  Ours Auntie Leslie ob da Montana Basset Hount Reskue she name him.  Himz be named after da reel Jag Officer ob da Navy.  Me Momma she works por dat Jag por 20 yeers.  Jaggie himz beez wit Momma while she be stationed in Sicily, Fallon Nevada an Charleston SC.  Himz beez da Jag in Charge ob dis haws por obber 8 yeers.  Awso weez cawwls himz da Jagman an da Jagman beez da legal book used by da reel Jag officer in da Naby.  Pwweese kunsider meez big brudder por dis position in ur command.  Himz title could Lieutenant Commander Jagman, Leegal Officer.  Vewwy Respectably, Sisser Suzie