[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws Gang

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolers!  Dis be Sisser Suzie.  How ya'll doin?  We had citement here yesserday.  Meez Baybee Sisser Silkie decided to try to eat a bee.  She our serious chow hount!  Anywayz Momma comz home frum wurk an Silkie snout an face beez bout 4 times it normal cize.  She luk like a blimp head.  Momma git skeered an call dat Vetlady.  She rush herz up dere an dey lauphs at herz, she luk so funny.  Herz gitz 2 shotz an some pills an Vetlady sez gitz her sum benydryl.  Her face looks almost normalz now.  Anywayz, iff anybodyz noze sumfin in da Pacific Basset Feet dat a young bee eater can do let us noze.  I weespectfully weequest iff I can be Head of da Chaplain's in da Pacific Basset Feet?  Pleeese advice.  Tank U!

P.S. Maybe dat Trooper wanna beez in da Pacific Basset Feet. Meez tink himz make a gud head of the ground troopers.  Him beez a gud leader meez tink.

Sisser Suzie, Lieutenant Commander Jagman, Leegal Pawficcer, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue, Sisser Silkie (gotz da big head)