[Dailydrool] DOGS IN HEAT

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Ok you all know where this is going,  several years a go when I  had two 
Miniature Dachshunds,  My one female came in heat,  I decided  that I wanted 
her to have one litter of pups,  now let's just say  that I live on the 
corner and I DO NOT MINGLE with my neighbors, besides all  their children thought 
I was a witch !  that is with a W  not a  B  so I know all the protocol and 
go out each and every time with my  Dachshund while she did her business 
and then right back into the house, well  this moron  that lived down the 
street had a Brittany and it was a  male and he kept jumping his fence and 
coming down to my house,  so I  called the dog warden three different times and 
each time this guy got a  ticket,  he was NOT happy,  so one very nice Sunday 
morning there is a  POUNDING at my back door and there stood this man with 
a GUN !!!!!!    called hubby to the door and this guy proceeds to make 
threats on my dog and  me  so very politely like you know I am, I excused myself  
and came  back up into my house, went to the gun cabinet and got my dads,  
Smith  & Wesson 357 Magnum and I walk back down the steps , open the door 
with my  hand behind my back,  I pulled  out the gun, put a bullet in the  
chamber and I politely  said  "  now ass hole my gun is bigger  than your gun 
and you have exactly 10 seconds to get  off my property or I  will splatter 
your F******  brains all over my patio ! "  My husband  was  pale white 
!!!!!!  the blood left his brain for some  reason     He yelled  " MARLENE "  any 
ways   the ass Hole left and they actually put their house up for sale 
three weeks  later and moved,  I wanted to have a going away party for them but 
Hubby  was against it.  he isnt much fun !!!!!!!!  the moral of this story 
is  don't P*** me off !  Hubby  now has put a lock on his gun cabinet and  we 
 doen't even have any grandchildren  bwahahahahahahah    Oh yes,  my 
miniature Dachshund had 7 puppies !!!!!!!
 
Marlene   mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil Annie
 
did I mention we have been married for 40 years     bwahahahahaha  !!!!!
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.dailydrool.org/pipermail/dailydrool-dailydrool.org/attachments/20100726/634b7cc2/attachment-0002.htm>