[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws Gang

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolerz!!  Dis beez Sisser Suzie.  How ya'll doin?  Wee beez habbin nicey nice wedder heer.  Wee beez ousside pwayin alotz.  Iz go to dat vetman lass week.  Himz look at meez fine deeba femalez fwame an himz sez to da Momma, "wut ebber you a doin, keep on a doin it.  She be in gud shape."  Ob course meez awreddy noze dis.  I bout da finnest specimen ob da femalez deeba flesh youze ebber gunna seez.  (Brudder Elwood, Nigel, Conley an Lewis, git dem man eyeballz back in youze heads!)  Ennywho, weez beez sowwy awlz doze fine Hounties go to dat bridge.  Weez wanna pawz and foldz r paws an bowz r headz an aks da Gud Lord to hep heal doze hebby hartz.  Weez aks Himz to be wit doze hounties who needs foebber homez.  Weez aks Himz to make shure allz r gud droolz git to dem who needz it, bofe da 4 leggerz an da 2 leggerz.  Weez aks Himz to hep da nice peeplez to fine a gud home por Dawwbbie.  Weez still wub you!!
Sisser Suzie, Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue, Sisser Silkie, Brudder Skipper (atb) an da Momswabe Cyndi