[Dailydrool] Hard to find a good slave and drool issues

[Pam McQuade]

You'd think, after all these years, we'd have the slaves trained al-most 
perfectly. Well, it hasn't happened. I had a birthday on Saturday, and has 
the she-slave posted to the Drool about it?

Noooooo!

So I have to announce that on Saturday I hit my teens. Yep, thirteen years 
old! The she-slave did come up with a tasty homemade cake for me--salmon 
cake, not like those human dinner things, but a real cake, with cream cheese 
on it. Yum! But she didn't give it all to us at once, the way she should 
have. Instead she's been handing out small pieces (now without the cheese) 
for a number of days. Still, it tastes just fine, and I don't mind sharing 
it with my housemates, the other Dashing Bassets. Dad also bought me a 
special treat, to celebrate, but I didn't really like it. Have to keep the 
slaves on their toes, you know!

Mom is asking me to ask that you all send a bit of drool towards Duncan 
Thefairlyuselessc at t. He has just a couple days' more medication for his 
urinary tract troubles. Three or four days after that, he could be in danger 
of blocking up again. So send some of that slick drool in his direction, or 
the humans may be using all of our treat money to have surgery to "make him 
pee like a girl," as all the vets call it. Right now the little guy is 
feeling a lot better and making mom crazy with all his antics, but she'd 
rather have him stay that way than feel miserable all the time.

We are so proud of Conrad, who has doubtless been through a lot. Abner's 
sending drool in his direction, since he has personal experience of back 
troubles and knows how it hurts. And we are glad that our pal Charlie is up 
to his usual troublemaking, instead of feeling under the weather.
Lady Jane of the Dashing Bassets, who needs to do some more serious slave 
training,
Adm. Sir Belvedere, & Abner Ahrooo
with Duncan Thefairlyuselessc at t
and humans Pam & Drew