[Dailydrool] She's in a snit!

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Momma here, and I am here to tell you Elder Clara is in quite a snit 
today. The look on her face would melt a snowbank, and it has not 
improved all day.
Elder Clara gets the food bowl this morning, the boyz are in the crates 
chowing down, Sister Daisy, which takes her time is beside me, as Clara 
always likes to see if see can intimidate Daisy into leaving her half 
of her food. Well Daisy is being really slow this morning, and Miss 
Sluth Clara motors on into the dining room, up to Brudder Jakes crate 
while he is eating and stands and stares--Jake all but raised the crate 
off the floor screaming at her, and I am in hot pursuit to remove Clara 
 from the room. So, since Clara is now feeling her oats this morning, I 
put up the gates, keep her away from the boyz, go off to see my crashed 
cars, and come home.
It was apparent that Elder Clara was not happy with this gate 
situation, she likes to go lay on the living room carpet while I am 
gone--as here she was at the hall gate when I walked in, with a huge 
pile of her poop in front of her. She was smiling from earflap to 
earflap. I was not. Clara can lay a log like no other in the house. 
Clara has then made it her business to see if she can get Elwood 
cranked up, all afternoon--this took little effort on her part and alot 
of patience on mine.
The day became a war of wits, but I am happy to report that I have won. 
In sweet revenge of Clara's antic's--we chopped her toebones tonight. 
She fought and screamed like we were murdering her--but mission is now 
accomplished, and Clara is now on her perch.
Somehow I think she is once again plotting revenge.
Hubby says he is sure of it, he just filled up the steam cleaner, he's 
ready for her.

Drool to all in need--worrin about Cowboy---this has been a tuff week 
for us all--


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake