[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolerz!  Dis iz Brudder Dawber, newest memer ob da Tennessee Dawg Haws.  I makes nummer 6 dawggie here.  Meez Momma she hab 2 basket houns and 2 spaniel houns, den Brudder Skipper hassa goes to dat bridge an dat Momma beez too sad soz she git meez sisser Suzie fwum dat Shilter pwace where da dawggies iz in dat jail haws.  Anyzwayz she beez da bess sisser ebber!  She makie a guud pwaymate!  Den da Momma not quite sassfied soz she git dis basket houn buppy name Silky.  She a pwetty gul an meez wuv pwayin wit her sooz mush!  Meez wub dat buppy gul.  Den da Basket dawg wescue pwace aks me Momma to git meez outta jail fwum dat dawggie hozpital.  Dat Momma cumz up dere an spwingz meez outta jail, yippeeee!
Meez hab mush guud chow, meez be a chow houn.  Awso meez gits a gud bed por sweepin, an a big nice yard for pwayin, an odder dawgzies por pwayin allz deyz wong!!!!  An Momma seyz dis be por Nancy, Momma tink 6 dawgzies is too many but meez fit in dis fambily so guud!  Awso meez baybee sisser Momma seez how mush weez wub eesh odder soz she sey she nebber gonna letz me goez.  Me stay here now.  Yippeee!

Awso Momma sey meez Brudder Skipper (atb) he habba dis skin disorder it be Seborrea.  Sum wayz you nose it dis iz it smellz bad, it scaly, almost waxy an da toenails iz brittle.  Anywayz meez Momma not hab mush luck treatin poor Brudder Skipper wid dis disease.  Only ting she fine iz him do bedder wit a baf ebbery week wit a speshul shampoo por seborrea, awso da diet hab alot to do wid it, check wid dis lady fwum Naturalrearing.com seez iffn she hab sumfin dat maybe hep.  Keep twyin to fine sumbody who nose bout dis ting cause meez Momma fines out too wate por meez Brudder an dis ting first start up in himz armpits wike u sey bout youse dawggie.  Mush healin droolz to all dose wunnerful hounnies and dey peeples.  We wubz youze allz.  Weez fold ourz paws an aks da gud Lord to heppy youze allz.  Wubs an Snooder kissies to youze.  Brudder Dawber, Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue Boy (King of da Balls), Sister Suzie, Sister Silky, Brudder Skipper
 (atb) an da Momswabe Cyndi