[Dailydrool] Mr. Cooper, Sir

[Brenda Weddle]

Deer Mr. Cooper Sir,
We haz not ben lowwed on da puter lately cuz SUMBUDDY (no names, but herz is Conley's tru lub and his liddle flour) has been VERY OEBE lately. Anyroo, we is soree dat you habs to go fru habbin yur leg tooked off. We haz bin sending lotz ob drool fur you and eberrybody else who needz it. 
We habs sum one likes yu, sir, at owr home. Hiz name is Wahy'a and he iz a Siberian Husky/wolf mix, we finks. Are Mama and Dad resqued him when hiz wuz a pup libin by himself and beggin fur food. He is da Alpha dog (Whaddebber dat is) and when him speaks, all ob we listen! He protects are swaves and is berry dig-nif-eyed, like you, Mr. Copper, Sir. (Da means himz berry calm, cool and collected.) We jus wanted yu to no dat dere are odders out dere like you, Sir. And himz wud like to be yur furbud cuz yu are so much alike.
 
Lub, drool and soft sweet snooters to all, speshully dem dat needz it.
 
Daisy Bewwe, spokes hound fur da Thundering Herd.
 
(EBERRYBUDY RUN! Itz gonna be a Tennessee Toebone Massacre agin tuday!!) 		 	   		  
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