[Dailydrool] ToeBone Time

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Well, I bee off me nursin duties here at me home, bout time da ol wooman feelin better. She gittin on me nerbz. I finalee git to read me droolz, find out whut be happinin in da houndie world. I git on up in me writin chair, git all comfee, I goes to hit da button whut show all da newz and now lookie dere. Hmmm. Little scrap ob paper layin rite dere. I readz dis.
Brudder Elwood, ToeBonez. Noctoberz 21.
Brudder Elwood gotz da smoke a comin out ob me earflaps. Here I teke care ob dat one all dis time an dis da fanks I git. I gonna gib her piece ob me mind. I bellow fur da ol wooman-----
Momma--git in herez, spain dis liddel note.
Momma seys whut youze want varmit? 
Brudder Elwood seyz how dare youze, why I teke care ob youze, an youze meke pointment to hab me toebones ripped of. Now whuts up wif dat??
Momma gib me da eyeball. She seyz Elwood---did you rip the pee pad out from underneath Elder Clara last week--while she was laying on it??? Did you grab the blankee rite off Momma while she be on the couch?? Did you do the basset 500 over the top of Momma what was snoozin on the couch sick as a dog?? Did you steal another dish towel off the counter?? Did you try to help yourself to my soup bowl and it spilled so nobodie got any?? And did you try and push Sister Daisy out of the water bowl just because you didnt want to wait??? Did you in fact, young man try and take the remote control????

Brudder Elwood gib dis a fink. I look at me Momma, an sey SOOOO???? Are youze seyin me nursin dabilities be lackin??
Momma seyz I am now thinkin you needz show dog cut. Rite up to da toepads.

Drool to all in need

  

Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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