[Dailydrool] Dere ain't no listenin herez

[Michael Moore]

Muldoon here.  Brudder Elwood, peeps is just slow.   Slaves are never fully trained.  Clara is doing a good job with with the old lady.  Gas bombs, puddles and steaming piles usually work well with slaves.  Slaves, even those who cook for us are not able to be smart and they are incapable of really understanding the delicate and beautiful nature of our perfect tones.  And, their snooters are pathetic.  They cannot smell shadows or where those noise were last week.  Slaves are incapable of real Bassetude.  That is why we have to train them constantly.   If you do not train them your toe bones go like the nebberminds.  Clara is making every effort to turn the corner on the old lady, but it is an unforgiving task.  Good move on the random turds.  Squids, glasses and counter surfing are all basic techniques for Basset Rule 1 that you excel at and should be reinforced from time to time.  You should gag and eat some grass and practice  your look some more before the woeful whimper and sore foot.   When these are done in coordination with the turd, the puddle and the big boy bark you will begin to reap the benefits of fully trained slaves.   Pay more careful attention to the Gas Bomb Girl, she is a masterful Slave Trainer.  She is not in trouble.  Muldoon out.
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