[Dailydrool] The Snoopy Diet

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all,

Well, I have been reading about various slaves and their diets and it occured to 
me that both my husband and myself have lost around 8 lbs each since the middle 
of January and I thought it would be nice to share our little secret.  His name 
is ...... SNOOPY!!!!

Yes, that's right, if you want to drop a few unwanted pounds we suggest you head 
straight down to your local dog pound and bring home a needy, food aggressive 
basset!!  It worked wonders for us.  Every time someone got out a snack at our 
house after we brought Snoopy home all H@%L would break loose.  SERIOUSLY.  He'd 
SCREAM and then he's start lunging and growling and poor Cyrus took the brunt of 
all this. It got to be such a production to deal with the dogs and prevent any 
escalations that we limited food to meal times only, and even then only after 
carefully planning.

I should mention that the Snoopy diet is only effective for a couple of months. 
 The three month anniversarty of Snoopy's gotcha date is the 12th ... and just 
last week I saw my daughter strolling through the house with a cookie with both 
dogs trailing her ... one of the right side and one on the left.  Not much 
excitement any more.  But .... you still can't let your guard completely down. 
 Yesterday I was slicing some olive bread in the kitchen and Snoopy evidently 
felt that Cyrus' nose got too close to the cutting board (long legger that he 
is) and Snoopy let out an AHROOOOO that took me totally by surprise and nearly 
took my thumb off (ok, exagerating but I did knick myself).

So, for those of you looking to shed a few lbs for summer I surely hope our 
suggestion will help you on your way.

Best,
Dale

Snoopy (is it snack time yet?) http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1182550
Cyrus (do you smell a snack yet?) http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1182554
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