[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,

I'm sorry I haven't posted lately but it's been crazy busy around our house.  
MomPerson FINALLY got out all of the Howliday cards.  At first she tried to pose 
Cyrus and I .... but we were not amused.  So then she went to plan B and found a 
cute picture of Cyrus (he's a ham) and a regal picture of myself (I am pure 
elegance) and put them both on the card and sent them out.  Next year maybe 
she'll plan ahead .... but then maybe not, after all she is clueless.

There was frost on the grass this morning whenl nature called and I was NOT 
amused.  I froze my poor toes and you don't want to know what else .... that is 
one advantage that long legger Cyrus has.  Cyrus and I have decided we like to 
play tuggie.  This is a new game for us.  When I first came home I wouldn't play 
with toys.  Then I decided I only wanted to play with Cyrus' toy.  Now, we play 
with toys together.  But .... I have an advantage.  Cyrus doesn't like loud 
noises so if I get tired of tugging I howl at him and he lets go.  momPerson 
claims it's cheating, I retort that I am simply using my resources.  Sheesh.

And another thing.  This clueless momPerson of mine frequently delays our trip 
to the dog park over some stupid piece of code.  Just last week we were late 
leaving and I asked for an explaination and she told me her report had wrong 
numbers and I had a quick look and her olap parameters were all screwed up, 
plain as day.  I pointed it out and she fixed them and off we went to the park.  
And then yesterday she was using incorrect levels of aggregation in her 
hierarchy causing all kinds of issues.  Well, dinner was almost late so I sorted 
it all out.  She always gives me a cookie when I fix her bugs.  This morning I 
googled what software engineering consultants are SUPPOSED to be paid.  SOMEONE 
has been cheating poor Snoopy.  Snoopy is owed back wages.  Snoopy is seeking 
legal representation if there is any help to be had out there on the drool 
please contact me off list.

More later from Snoopy
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