[Dailydrool] ASTT End of Year Report to CIC BO

[Swartz]

Anti Squirrel Terrorism Teams (ASTT) was stood up early this year and is
aligned with the Pacific Basset Feet under the office of Boneland
Security.

ASTT has Teams all over the United States with a few teams in England.
ASTT has had an extremely high OPS Tempo this year,
Here is some of the highlights: 11 May 2010: Nigel, Conley, Llewis & Mr.
Copper's dadperson was wounded in an attack on their compound. 27 May
2010, The #1 Terrorist Squirrel in the nation was taken out by the
Anti-Squirrel Terrorism Team, Gulf Coast Division. 21 Jun Gulf Coast
Team severely wounded another Squirrelistan who intel tells us that he
ultimately died from his wounds.  In July the Kentucky team was one busy
team with 3 squirrel KIA's in as many weeks. 19 July we had an
assignation attempt of the Gulf Coast Teams momma, the assassin was
never brought to justice and was named the new #1 Terrorist Squirrel. 20
Jul Our intel spies brought disturbing news to light of Squirrelistan
training camps. Shortly after that Nelly Belle of the Dog House Gang
team was kidnapped and later rescued by her 2 legged sister. WAR was
declared on all of Squirrelistan. PBF Destroyer Floppy Ears was deployed
as well as all of ASTT and the PBF.  22 Jul Squirrelistans infiltrated
Henry's house through the soffits and had set up a FOB (Forward
Operating Base) right over his head! Just declassified this morning a
SEAL team was deployed to quietly remove those terrorist and destroy
their FOB shortly after they were discovered. 24Jul the Dog House Gang
fell under attack & Brudder Nikko C at T was an captured by da DANG Skirrel
Lubber.  By Order of Ruger, the ASTT Director Bazzle arrested the
squirrel lubber and threw her in the Brig for treason. 25 Jul ASTT HQ
was under chemical attack by the squirrelistans using Itchycyde.
Shortly after that hounds all over the country fell under the chemical
attack of these monsters, making their skin break out and itch & scratch
like mad hounds. 27 Jul Winston & Sadie of the KY Team bagged another
terrorist bringing their kills up to 4! In August Muldoon enlisted the
aerial skills of a Mockingbird to help fight against the squirrels.
Mocker 3, Squirrels 0.  Also in August The NC Team reported of the
RaTaliban teaming up with the Squirrelstans.  Ruby Doo started intense
Anti-Ratilaban training for her team.  Squirrelistans bombed the NC team
with nutz and training missions turned quickly to seek and destroy
missions. 28 Aug the KY team was able to enlist the aid of all citizens
in the state of Kentucky to help in the annihilation of the dreaded
sqwirls that have infiltrated their Area of Operation. Many squirrel
went off to met their making through OPERATION SQUIRREL SEASON. Intel
report from Conley repawted that the squirrelistans were now using
mausers as RECON teams. 11Sep In honor of 911 Nigel took out a
squirrelistan.  22 Sep The Doug House Gang ASTT, RECON Mission on some
of the Squirrelistan training camps came back with intelligence report
pictures that the squirrelistans are becoming an increased threat to the
free basset world with, Squirrelistans posing as US soldiers (a little
shorter and furrier) & Squirrel Sniper training. KY AST Team was
deployed to Danbury to take out the leafy Danbury terrorist that was
bombing humans and hounds alike walking in the Danbury park. Mission
Accomplished. Norfolk Naval Base's communications was taken out by a
Squirrel team and the NC Team was deployed to assist the human Navy SEAL
team.  On their way back home they swung by Dewy's to take out the
orchard band of squirrels that were trying to poison their food chain.
There were many other missions by ASTT around the globe, some are still
CLASSIFIED Top Secret so we cannot talk about those. Intel from troops
in the field revealed that goats, & moles were also working with the
Squirrelistans. Colt, Ruger, Sadee Mae & Bazzel even went on a top
secret mission to France to protect the Royal Princesses from terrorist
squirrels.  

Ruger is pleased to announce that the KY ASTT is the 2010 Anti-Squirrel
Terrorism Team of the Year!  Congratulations!

So it has been a busy year and we expect 2011 to be just as busy. ASTT
will continue to defend the Free Basset World and protect our homes and
humans from the Terrorist Squirrelistans and all of their minions.  ASTT
forever Vigilant! Ruger ASTT Director