[Dailydrool] Goats???

[Lilie Basset]

Dear Ruger,

While I value your constant readiness to protect the Free Basset World, I'm 
a bit confused about the inclusion of goats.  I can't see the danger since 
they seem far less energetic than the rodent types mentioned.

"Other critters that are apart of the Squirrelistans terror network are: 
Squirrels, moles, oppossoms, goats, rats, mausers (mice) and any other 
critter that is by scientific terms "rodants.  Terrorism will not be 
tolerated in a free basset world and therefore these varmits need to be 
hunted down."

Fondly,
A Confused Lilie