[Dailydrool] anudder advenshur

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

OH BOY !  wait tii ya hears wut diz dizzy broad momma did dis  time.   our 
daddy hab ta wurk at Lowes yesterday fur sum hound  supportin money, mommy & 
daddy eat berry early so dey real hungry bout 9:00  PM  daddy gib mommy da 
call early sez how bout pick in up PIZZA fur  later.  Sure moma rel hungry, 
daddy sez I'll gib you da call wen I get off  work, so momma can call in da 
order.  OK so it beez bout 9:30 PM and moom  sez,  OK girls time go potty, 
lets get dis peeing and pooping ober with  before daddy cum home.It bee 
freezing here sub zero wind chill,  so momma  gets all ob us coats on and she 
wearing enuff clothes dat she look like Nan Nook  ob da far north.  we all goes 
out side  and do da walkie,  gotz  ta go.  so moomy standing next to Maggie 
who all humped up and den she hear  Riiiiiinnngggg !  Rriiiinnnngggg,  her 
sez  " SH** "  so she  put dat flashing light under her arm, den she take 
off her glove, den she pull  off her scarf , den she reach in her pocket fur 
her phone, den it happened  !!!!!!!!!!   she press da button sez HELLO and 
dropped her phone right  in a fresh pile of STEAMING POOP !  Yes sir she did  
She yelling and  screaming   " GOD DA** It "  Maggie & me run fur da house  
!  that poop wasn't da only ting steaming .  she sez Hold on Bill, she  hit 
da speaker phone button with a poop flag,  she sez  " Bill can you  hear me 
? "  
daddy sez " what da hell going on ? "   mommy sez "  I  dropped my cell 
phone in a fresh pile of SH** ! "
so mommy tells daddy dat she going in da house to call on dat land line  
phone to da pizza man. we all goes in da house and she calt dat pizza order in 
 and den her goes back outside to retrieve her poopy phone   
bwahaahahahahah.  daddy cum home wif dat pizza and he walk in da house and  he sez "  the 
longer I stayed married to you, the more convinced I am that  you are INSANE 
!   " NO one Marlene, NO one on this earth has ever  dropped their cell 
phone in a fresh pile of SH** ! "
 
Evil Annie
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