[Dailydrool] Toosdey

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all rightie then but whut bout dem odder deys ?  I tink momma sez der  be 6 
mor deys ?
 
momma took us to the store yesterday and daddy went along to sit in da car  
, so momma comes out and we be taking the scenic route home and momma sez 
my jaw  hurts I have to spit my gum out, daddy sez, you don't know how to 
spit, momma  sez  ( do too )  daddy sez  ( no you dont )  momma sez WATCH  
this,  so she roll down da window  part way and she gets her mouth  ready  and 
she let it FLY  yes she did,  SPLAT  but it  didn't go very far, no sir it 
stuck right der on da window, momma woz laughing  so hard her had to pull da 
car over, she woz crying but we don't no why  ?????  daddy him just shaking 
him head,  called momma a DITZ ! whut  ebber dat is ??????   momma come home 
get da biggie book out wif dem  yellow pages, dad sez  whut ya lookin fur,  
momma sez she going  back ta school learn   herself how to spit, fart and 
whistle . dats  our mommas Toosdey
 
Evil Annie & Maggie Wags
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