[Dailydrool] mommy is banned to the house forebber

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Dis bee Evil Annie and boy oh boy you should bee here why daddy has banned  
mommy to da house and da yard for ebber !  yes sir,  he said dat she  dun 
burned her last straw ! here da story,  mommy got gift card from oldest  son 
to go out to dinner, ( Spaghetti Warehouse )  so mommy all  excited,  she 
hasn't been dere in 2 whole years. so dey go, hab nice  table  little wine 
nice conversation,  den in comes sum lady wif twree  odder people, dat lady sit 
real close to da mommy and den all ob a sudden dis  women start coughing,  
mommy sez it wasn't nose ordinary cough eeter, it  wuz one of dem HACK UP A 
LUNG cough,  mommy just looks, den she looks at  daddy,  daddy sez " Marlene 
PLEASE just dont say anything "  OK mommy  sez  den she cough again, an she 
didn't cover her mouth  eeter,   mommy gibs her nudder look and sai"
  " JESUS "  den daddy gib mommy da look and sez " MARLENE  !!!!  Dont you 
dare say anything !  Mommy sez  OK  but she  needs to cobber her mout 
!!!!!!!      den the lady coughed  again, and again and again and again well, this 
 is much more  den mommy can take and da waitress comes ober ask how was 
your meal and mommy  sez the " FOOD WAS GREAT "  but that " Bi*** " next to us 
ruined our meal  by hacking up both lungs and not covering her mouth,   OH 
NO  !     daddy said  LETS GO  !!!   and wif  dat,  the lady sez to mommy, " 
you got a problem " BI*** "  and dat  was all it took,  mommy came unglued  
right in da restaurant  and  she told dat women dat she had two choices  
cover her mouth or keep her "  LARD ASS AT HOME " and every body clapped der 
hands fur mommy,  Daddy  ?????  oh where oh where could he be ?????  outside  
across da  street sitting in da truck ! an him didnt talk to mommy all da 
way  home
da moral ob dis story is cobber your mouth when you cough or our mommy  
going to getz ya  bwahahahahaha
 
Evil Annie
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