[Dailydrool] Dem Basset Houndz

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Dis Brudder Elwood. Dis fur da wooman named Annonermus. Now let da brudder tell ya, iffin youze got cash, drag it out dere real fast. Gib dem da loot before they start a wailin and a hoppin. Brudder Elwood seen dis outrage rite here in me home. Now I dont know nuffin bout dem odder 2 houndette's------word on da milkbone line last year said dat one named Linda --whut da Brudder sniffed a couple waddles ago--was a pole dancin last year. Yes sir--I done seen da picsure. Den Miss Wendie was a layin on da floor---paws in da air---yupperz--dis da real poop rite here. Now I was a listenin while Momma was on da pawline--and things a lookin worse dis year---why da new stuff gonna land Brudder Elwood UNDER da crate in shame. 
So dis da deal---I gotz .58 cents ob bone money---I send it---youze gib dem all youze money. We callz dis a buyout-- Brudder Elwood gotz repawtation to be a holdin on to--

Drool to all in need--and da Beach Gang gonna need it.


Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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