[Dailydrool] Rushing Bassets

[Beverly Szaton]

The dog wants out. It is Llewis. Llewis is Mr. Slo-Poke.
I am watching TV.
Ok, it's a dumb program but I like it. Dual Survivor. (I think they're
crazy, but..)
So Llewis wants out and I jog to the door and open it and
Llewis..................comes...........................along..........................through........................the......................room.........................

And I say "Llewis, come ON!" Meantime around the corner I can hear that Cody
has just leaped 57 feet into a pit of Pythogorean Theorums...wait--I heard
that wrong--

"Llewis, NOW!"

yUP.......here................I..................am.....and out he goes. I
rush back in and discover nothing really important has happened except they
are eating little ants,popping them into their mouths like popcorn. Nigel
rushes in from the living room and runs for the door. When Nigel needs to go
out, Nigel NEEDS TO GO OUT. I jog into the other room as Cody's partner
leaps from a 57 foot cliff into a pit of Cobras. No--maybe that was Indiana
Jones.
Nigel let's go and whomp! he's out the door.
I rush back in time to see Cody starting a fire with piece of elephant poop.
Here comes Conley. He wants to go out. I dash to the door. Conley stands
indecisively half in, half out. I shove him out the door and run back to my
room. Cody and his buddy have climbed a 57 foot cliff and discovered there
is no way down. Cody is starting a fire with a stick and a piece of fuzzy
stuff. He almost has it-BARKBARKBARKBARK.
This is Nigel. He wants in and he wants in right now.

I run to the door and fling it open and he comes in. In the other room I
hear Cody screaming and his partner yelling and the sound of crashing. I
start to close the door but Conley is right behind Nigel about twenty feet.
I hear more screams and the sound of a muffled explosion. I start to slam
the door and see, about fifteen yards away, Llewis, shuffling slowly
towards....................the...........................door............................wanting....................................in.

As I drag his little body through the door, I stagger back to the television
to see only the credits and the warning not to try this at home.
That's my evening, how was yours?

MomPerson, who has given up television, Nigel, Llewis, Conley and Cooper.
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